I live on a busy highway. When we moved here 21 years ago, it was a very quiet, country setting. Growth has surrounded us. Now we have not only passenger cars, but dang 18 wheelers and cement trucks out the butt. I can deal with all of that.
But...
What is the deal with all of these LOUD ASS MUFFLERS that the teenagers and 20-something testosterone army is rolling with? There's one little shit head that drives a small car like a Nissan Kix that frickng backfires every time he lets off the gas. Vroooom pop pop pop pop......Vrooom POP POP POP. I want to stand out there with a bazooka and blow that mf'r in a ditch. Then there's all kinds of Challengers, Mustangs, Chargers, that are souped up with glass packs or what sounds nearly like no freakin pipes at all. Just raw horsepower and burning fire coming out of the manifold. So loud that is sounds like a got dang Nashcar race in the front yard.. Then there's a bunch of rich kids driving lifted Tundras and Dordges, and Fords. They round the bend and then hit 100 mph with screaming ass LOUD mufflers that nearly blow my windows out of my house.
Its a crisis and high time someone alleviate the problem. I nominate No-Tox. He lives down the road and stands 7'4" with no shoes on.
But...
What is the deal with all of these LOUD ASS MUFFLERS that the teenagers and 20-something testosterone army is rolling with? There's one little shit head that drives a small car like a Nissan Kix that frickng backfires every time he lets off the gas. Vroooom pop pop pop pop......Vrooom POP POP POP. I want to stand out there with a bazooka and blow that mf'r in a ditch. Then there's all kinds of Challengers, Mustangs, Chargers, that are souped up with glass packs or what sounds nearly like no freakin pipes at all. Just raw horsepower and burning fire coming out of the manifold. So loud that is sounds like a got dang Nashcar race in the front yard.. Then there's a bunch of rich kids driving lifted Tundras and Dordges, and Fords. They round the bend and then hit 100 mph with screaming ass LOUD mufflers that nearly blow my windows out of my house.
Its a crisis and high time someone alleviate the problem. I nominate No-Tox. He lives down the road and stands 7'4" with no shoes on.

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