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    That'the new me
    Have a good day.

  • #2
    I thought we was all one.
    Goose Guide

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    • #3
      You rang?

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      • #4
        Well its da women's fault, chivalry us dead cause dey kilt it

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        • #5
          I agree . She should open the beer before she hands it to you

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          • #6
            Sandwich made wrong?

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            • #7
              It been building since the 50 something cunt at jp office told me that my supercombo wasn't a fishing license and just pay the ticket......
              Rewind to yesterdays dl driving test...gson gets up to the parallel parking area spot on side of driveway with two fiberglass poles on eash end of area..this spot is right in front of the bench I'm sitting on about 60ft away .....so he pulls up past the one one the front stops and backs in there like a pro.she has him pull up to within about 10 ft of front pole.
              He's in crewcab jacked up f250 with a big ass ranch hand cause the fking vacuum booster on the ride he was going to do test in mysteriously went out I had just drove it the day before... Well she tells him to pull out and head around the building ...so I'm watching thinking man he is close to pole needs to turn somemore and does I was like hell yea good job..
              Well instead of going around the building she tells him to turn through the drive that goes back to the starting point where I'm sitting..the drives radius back that way is like 5ft on a 16ft drive ain't no fkn way he can make the turn without back tire going over curb. .....So they pull up stop she gets out walks around truck and said he failed I was wtf she says he hit the pole that's when I told her no he definitely didn't hit the pole I had birdseye view she lied and with her authority said we could come back in 24 hrs I half ass politely declined her offer and cussed that fkn bitch from there all the way to linden about 40 miles.blatenly screwed the boy out of getting his license just because she could ...
              As of yesterday there will be no more holding doors or tire changing unless she's over 70.
              Ain't that hell

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              • #8
                Originally posted by reacher View Post
                It been building since the 50 something cunt at jp office told me that my supercombo wasn't a fishing license and just pay the ticket......
                Rewind to yesterdays dl driving test...gson gets up to the parallel parking area spot on side of driveway with two fiberglass poles on eash end of area..this spot is right in front of the bench I'm sitting on about 60ft away .....so he pulls up past the one one the front stops and backs in there like a pro.she has him pull up to within about 10 ft of front pole.
                He's in crewcab jacked up f250 with a big ass ranch hand cause the fking vacuum booster on the ride he was going to do test in mysteriously went out I had just drove it the day before... Well she tells him to pull out and head around the building ...so I'm watching thinking man he is close to pole needs to turn somemore and does I was like hell yea good job..
                Well instead of going around the building she tells him to turn through the drive that goes back to the starting point where I'm sitting..the drives radius back that way is like 5ft on a 16ft drive ain't no fkn way he can make the turn without back tire going over curb. .....So they pull up stop she gets out walks around truck and said he failed I was wtf she says he hit the pole that's when I told her no he definitely didn't hit the pole I had birdseye view she lied and with her authority said we could come back in 24 hrs I half ass politely declined her offer and cussed that fkn bitch from there all the way to linden about 40 miles.blatenly screwed the boy out of getting his license just because she could ...
                As of yesterday there will be no more holding doors or tire changing unless she's over 70.
                Ain't that hell
                Sucks for the boy. I failed my first driving test. In Richmond, Tx. Talking with some guys from there decades later I learned the old bastard failed most all teen boys the first time. Same thing, illegal turn/cut corner on left. Same thing on all of us. SOB.

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                • #9
                  My son failed twice. Once because the guy said he ran a red light. My son was going right and he said it went from yellow to red as he was turning. It was the last turn before he got back. Passed everything but he called that an instant fail.

                  Next day different place similar situation. Going left and the arrow turned yellow as he was going through he tapped the break then went another instant fail. She said he was the best driver she had all day but if he hit the break he should have stopped.

                  Passed the third time.

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                  • #10
                    The Jogger Bitches at the Rosenberg DMV are running a pretty nice side hustle with the Commercial DL tests.


                    They have absolute power and tend to only pass the driving schools that were paying them.

                    Took 2 drivers over one day to take their Driving test, and one of the skanks told my guy he was not going to be able to take the test because his truck paperwork was incorrect. I was standing within ear shot and asked her what was wrong and she said there was no DBA, I replied " you are correct the truck is owned by the company that was on the door and I owned the company" No DBA needed. I may or may not have shown my ass that required a supervisor to intervene, the guy took his test despite her displearsure and of course failed the pre-trip. Supervisor told me there was nothing he could do as it was 100% up to the examiners descression


                    Not really an issue any longer since the Jack Booted thugs in Washington have once again used the power of law to force commerce and require all new Commercial license applicants to go thru a licensed driving school.

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                    • #11
                      How is a super combo not a fishing license
                      And what GW wrote a ticket for it?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Patos el supremo View Post
                        How is a super combo not a fishing license
                        And what GW wrote a ticket for it?
                        And what did the judge have to say?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by El Gato View Post
                          The Jogger Bitches at the Rosenberg DMV are running a pretty nice side hustle with the Commercial DL tests.


                          They have absolute power and tend to only pass the driving schools that were paying them.

                          Took 2 drivers over one day to take their Driving test, and one of the skanks told my guy he was not going to be able to take the test because his truck paperwork was incorrect. I was standing within ear shot and asked her what was wrong and she said there was no DBA, I replied " you are correct the truck is owned by the company that was on the door and I owned the company" No DBA needed. I may or may not have shown my ass that required a supervisor to intervene, the guy took his test despite her displearsure and of course failed the pre-trip. Supervisor told me there was nothing he could do as it was 100% up to the examiners descression


                          Not really an issue any longer since the Jack Booted thugs in Washington have once again used the power of law to force commerce and require all new Commercial license applicants to go thru a licensed driving school.
                          Not that it matters anymore, but writing your state reps can change state workers attitudes.


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wigeon Kryptonite View Post

                            Not that it matters anymore, but writing your state reps can change state workers attitudes.


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                            That's cute


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Patos el supremo View Post
                              How is a super combo not a fishing license
                              And what GW wrote a ticket for it?
                              The ticket was for fishing without a license
                              We were camping at black point on the sulphur spring break
                              Gathering all stuff I looked for them but couldn't find em so said fk it I'm in the middle of nowhere
                              Saturday rolled around and after me and four kids 6 to 15 came to bank and gw was there.. he walked down from camp to us saw some fish in bottom of the boat and out of 20something catfish he saw a white perch that was gut hooked and i wasn't troughing back . Ended up giving it to him and he threw it back.anyway he wrote me a ticket for no license and finally left.he did say that I could just take my license to the jp and they would take care of it
                              Not drop it take care of it.... mfer
                              So go home find it call them to send a picture and finish camping.
                              .oh hell no gotta drive it to them.. queen city cass county
                              Here's where it gets good...
                              I have oldest gson in truck cause I wanted him to experience how the law worked...
                              Get to the door and it's mask on
                              Only had one so he went to truck
                              I go inside there's a window on left said jp prc whatever the fk
                              And window on right that didn't say shit but can I help you as I was heading toward window on left..
                              So I turn walk to her ...........
                              She's about my age around 57
                              I kindly told her who I was she's the one I guess I talked to on the phone......
                              So she was supposed to take my license over to the scanner take a copy and give it to the woman judge hiding behind window left.....
                              Well this mfer is walking towards the scanner while looking at license gets almost there turns around and says sir this is not a fishing license this is hunting ......
                              I was no mam that's combo it's got everything..
                              She's no this Is a hunting license I see em every day............
                              That's when I shorted out ...inside though..
                              I asked if she could read because it says freshwater saltwater right on front!
                              That pissed her off she scanned it handed over and I left
                              Without saying shit else.
                              Called back about hour later
                              She said 168 .
                              Fishing without your license in your possession anit fishing without a license in my fked up opinion.....
                              I could go to the next one where I got checked on the beach with to many fish in my cooler but not over possession limit.
                              And got drilled and ticketed even though my camper was three miles down the beach and I had only one cooler that trip.the deciding factor was when he checked my record that started in the late seventies at 14 .....all a bunch of bshit stuff life throw cushion running lights shit like that...I did get out of if though .had my only gw buddy vouch that what I told him was the truth. The one that wrote felt bad because he told me if he believed my story he would let me slide and turned in to a warning
                              I thought I was gonna be on Lonestar law ......
                              Last edited by reacher; 03-16-2023, 12:28 PM.

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