Your coffee ain't shit

[Runnin' 87]

I'm always down for new things but this one was a little hard to swallow

[Elpatoloco]

I've seen a man chop up his own dried up excrement and roll it up and smoke it. He was feining insanity.
I didn't keep in touch with him, but do remember his name from all of his colorful antics. It was 30 years ago, but very memorable. I reckon he might enjoy drinking steamed cat turd coffee. Maybe you could look him up.

Edited to add: He could pair it up with his crab soup. Hand picked crabs off of his genitals, drowned in an expended Ramen soup cup full of his own urine and boiled in a microwave with orange peel zest.

Ahh, the memories

[BlueGoose]

I've seen a man chop up his own dried up excrement and roll it up and smoke it. He was feining insanity.
I didn't keep in touch with him, but do remember his name from all of his colorful antics. It was 30 years ago, but very memorable. I reckon he might enjoy drinking steamed cat turd coffee. Maybe you could look him up.

Edited to add: He could pair it up with his crab soup. Hand picked crabs off of his genitals, drowned in an expended Ramen soup cup full of his own urine and boiled in a microwave with orange peel zest.

Ahh, the memories

You sure he was feigning insanity? Sounds kinda legit to me.

[Agduckhunter]

I love good coffee. LOVE it, but there's no way in hell I'd try that nastiness.... don't care how great it supposedly tastes.

[El Gato]

I'm pretty sure they don't grind it right out of the asshole

[Agduckhunter]

I'm pretty sure they don't grind it right out of the asshole

I'm aware of the process. It just strikes me as one of those incredibly overpriced eccentric things so people like fife can say they tried it. But hey, if you wanna drink cat shit, more power to ya.

[Horse Dick Wonder]

Id try it. Your shit is my bread and butter

[reacher]

That dark roast will make a turd
Yall wouldn't know nothing about that with those 3 shot expresso capaccino coffee drinks everyone blocks the road tryna get...

[BlueGoose]

I'll stick with my Community Signature blend.

[Patos el supremo]

Id try it. Your shit is my bread and butter

No you wouldn’t

[Patos el supremo]

I love good coffee. LOVE it, but there's no way in hell I'd try that nastiness.... don't care how great it supposedly tastes.

Agreed. I buy Black Rifle cause it is readily available or Dirty Duck when I can remember to order it. Zero chance I knowingly try that shit coffee.

[Rebsbud]

Bright & Early Texas Pecan for the win.

[Primeduck]

Pete's or any dark roast brand

[Quackerbox]

Agreed. I buy Black Rifle cause it is readily available or Dirty Duck when I can remember to order it. Zero chance I knowingly try that shit coffee.

I wish dirty duck shipped faster

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[Runnin' 87]

I'm aware of the process. It just strikes me as one of those incredibly overpriced eccentric things so people like fife can say they tried it. But hey, if you wanna drink cat shit, more power to ya.

Arbuckle is my go to.

A fellow in our breakfast group got some for Christmas. He brought it to the diner this morning and he had the waitress brew a pot.

It was good but no better than any other premium coffee I have had